This is pretty accurate

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

so now you know.

tlp is not yet dead

yep nope i'm not dead yet, just about to drown in meaningless statistics which i have no idea how to use and interpret and translate and comment on.



man, it's been 3 months.. ahha wanted to blog abt different events, but never got down to it! hmm terrible terrible.



i miss my puppy.

and lesson of the day: never apply sunscreen on your feet if you're going for the grand prix in melbourne. all it does is help you magnatise dirt onto any exposed part of ur lower limb. eeks.

the moomba fireworks were so pretty!

mr green got to travel up to portarlington for the church retreat/advance. the lucky crocodile. and tlp got to drive logan's car after much persuasion w mx's help. hehe

oh and it's good to be able to play on a keyboard again.. never imagined restarting after all this while, but it really feels good. hehe banging away can really help to relieve stress/moodiness. good stuff. plus it comes with earphones, so the housemates are not disturbed. lalala. and it's a form of serving God too, so thank You for this chance Daddy.

have not been having lessons for nearly one month. only go to school for caregrp and evax and to meet fyp tutor la. gosh. and like maybe 1 lesson a week if there's any at all. BUT don't worry, they did decide to load us with homework.

the backyard's in a mess, and our darn pipe got choked up. gross. the landlord finally decided to call a plumber in today. yipee.

went clubbing for the 2nd time in nearly one year, then attended my first church wedding ever. tlp does not survive well on 2 hours of sleep. nearly fell asleep while playing e keyboard @ p&w practice, standing. tsk tsk.

dinner at this jap restaurent for jayna's bday yesterday, then went for coffee. yummy yummy coffee...

tlp likes the song el shaddai. tlp shall play it all day long. tlp misses her puppy.

p.s: two of the chickens are ROOSTERS. time-challenged kooku roosters who crow at all hours of the day, and they really peck damn hard when they're hungry. perhaps there's where the term "peckish" came from. the chickens are really cute when they're snuggling and nestling in the sand though.

gosh i hate hate hate hate hateeeee critiquing articles! ahh i miss my puppy!